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There are several different theories of what's actually causing the Nsyndrome. We have listed some of those theories below. You can also see the exact symptoms of the Nsyndrome on the anatomical drawing here on the right.
The Military Cover-Up Theory
They have done it before: The Roswell Incident, Area 51, the JFK shooting - the list is long. Could the US military be behind the Nsyndrome as well? Could it be a result of top-secret military experiments conducted on civilians all around the world in an attempt to cover up their traces? Some evidence suggests that this could be the case.
If you're interested in the Military Cover-Up Theory, see this film from a hidden basement in a Latvian hospital.
The Tourist Espionage Theory
Some paranoid people fear that the Nsyndrome bearers are, in fact, agents posing as tourists all over the world. That they use their Nsyndromes to record information about us and sell it to the highest bidder.
If you want to see the evidence supporting the Tourist Espionage Theory check out this picture.
The Human Evolution Theory
One day in the evolution of mankind, nature decided it was time to give us a push forward. That was the day we got our opposable thumbs. Thanks to our great thumbs our ancestors were able to start making basic tools. Today - 10 million years later - our tools are so advanced that they make our old thumbs look basic. Perhaps nature has decided it is time for us to evolve once again.
For more information on the Human Evolution Theory, read this article.
The Killer Robot Theory
Can hostile aliens have sent some sort of advanced cyborg warriors to infiltrate our planet with the plan to wipe us out and steal all of our natural resources? Some people are convinced that this must be the case. And sure. Why not? Maybe one day they will come up with some evidence proving it to be true. Until that day we'll keep our minds open.
No one has ever found undisputable proof of a killer robot, but take a look at this guy. Doesn't he look shady?
The Global Virus Theory
Mysterious plagues and diseases have tormented people through the ages. Though most people who show symptoms of the Nsyndrome seem to be very satisfied with their condition, there is nothing speaking against the possibility of it being caused by some sort of virus.
The "It's the Canadians" Theory
Back in 1995 the whole world heard Alanis Morissette sing in her smash-hit song Hand in My Pocket "What it all boils down to, is that no one's really got it figured out just yet. I've got one hand in my pocket." What was she really hiding in her pocket? Could it have been early signs of the Nsyndrome. Some like to believe so. That the song was actually a hidden message for Canadians all over the world to start planting the Nsyndrome.
Don't you believe the "It's The Canadians" Theory. Here. See for yourself.
The "It's a Miracle" Theory
The Nsyndrome - a miracle from above? Could be. Initiated sources have revealed that there is an intense debate raging behind the walls of the Vatican regarding the Nsyndrome as being a miracle or the work of the devil.
For more information on the "It's a miracle" Theory, read this.
The "Yeah right..." Theory
Could the Nsyndrome just be a long line of faked evidence fabricated by some pimple-faced Jolt-cola drinkers? There are no hard facts supporting this absurd theory, although evil tongues say that this very forum is one.
